Pocket lint : The unlikely culprit of iPhone 5 charging problems

Okay, so the title says it all. Your lovely iPhone 5 won't charge correctly and it's driving you mad. Your once worshipped aluminium deity has become the devil incarnate for refusing to accept your beloved lightning connector. Initial engagement with said connector goes well but bottoms out awkwardly a few millimetres from securely connecting to the object of your affections, teasing you with the faint glimmer of a prolonged charge only to cruelly renege when bumped, knocked or otherwise disturbed.

The answer of course is quite simple; the more dangerous than a daddy-long-legs pocket lint! Take a deep breath, it's curable.

Finding a pin, paperclip or other thin'n'pointy simply poke the small end into the dock on your phone, let it hit the bottom and scrape hard. If you've done it right the bedrock of compressed pocket fluff will crumble before your very eyes and a great river of linty fragments, the likes of which put a new clothing day belly-button clean to shame will flow forth.

Now celebrate! It wasn't broken, just fluffed up. Eternal gadgetary happiness is once again within reach.

London to Paris Cycle - Day One - London to Portsmouth

"A long day with some notable climbs through beautiful Surrey countryside"

Distance

77.4 miles (11h 30m)

Ascent

1459m

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This is a tough cycle through some beautiful Surrey countryside with a few bonus hills thrown in for good measure. Leaving from Surbiton there's little trouble with traffic so an escape can be made down the aptly named Portsmouth Road before leaving for a less direct route around Cobham.

From Cobham you head south skirting round Guildford on the east and taking in the North Downs and Surrey Hills. The scenery is fantastic and the few small hills keep things lively. Dunsfold at ~35 miles proves itself to be a welcome and worthy lunch stop with simple home cooked food at The Sun Inn and a village shop for basic amenities.

With a few hills under your belt, a belly full of pie and nearly half the distance covered you could be feeling proud of yourself leaving The Sun Inn. However, keep something back as the second half of this route is characterised by unrelenting undulations, kickstarted by the formidable Bexley Hill which at 17% is no laughing matter with panniers, a race compact crank and two pounds of beef and gravy in your stomach.

Bexley over the route saunters pleasantly to the coast along small roads with a pleasant climb up Hyden Hill shortly after passing under the A3 marking the home straits. The route winds down into Portsmouth over many more miles than tired legs would prefer; a late adrenaline surge being provided by the Portsmouth traffic and crossing of four lane carriageways to reach your final destination, Portsmouth Travelodge.

Portsmouth Travelodge is basic but well provisioned with a Wetherspoon's style eatery downstairs serving 'til 10pm. Bikes can be stored in your room but prepare for some bemused looks as you sweat your lycra-clad way up the stairs against a tide of shiny shoed revellers.

Other stages

• London to Paris Cycle Route
• Day 1 - London to Portsmouth
• Coming soon - Day 2 - Portsmouth to Caen by ferry, then Caen to Villerville
• Coming soon - Day 3 - Villerville to Les Anderlys
• Coming soon - Day 4 - Les Anderlys to Paris
• Coming soon - Day 5 - Paris to London by Eurostar

London to Paris Cycle Route

My London to Paris 5 day route is on predominantly minor roads through some beautiful areas of Southern England and Northern France. Taking in the Surrey countryside it hugs the pretty North Normandy coastline before heading inland to cross the Seine and follow it to Paris.

No trip would be complete without a cycle round Arc de Triomphe and visit to the Eiffel Tower before finishing Tour de France style up the Champs Elysees.

It was the coldest spring on record. We stared through the kitchen window at the thick blanket of snow that had engulfed the garden for the past week.

"It won't last" I said, and booked the Paris to London Eurostar tickets for Easter Monday.

It was the coldest easter on record too.

The route is designed for a morning daytime crossing from Portsmouth to Caen (Ouistreham) but would work equally well taking the overnight ferry which avoids the expense of the Travelodge and grants you a relaxing second day to explore the pretty villages along the Normandy coast. Just leave plenty of time to get to the ferry!

Other stages

• London to Paris Cycle Route
• Day 1 - London to Portsmouth
• Coming soon - Day 2 - Portsmouth to Caen by ferry, then Caen to Villerville
• Coming soon - Day 3 - Villerville to Les Anderlys
• Coming soon - Day 4 - Les Anderlys to Paris
• Coming soon - Day 5 - Paris to London by Eurostar